I was on one of my tri-daily trips to the grocery store (no lie--that happens way too often for me) this morning when I saw something I had to buy, simply for the label attached. The product was a bottle of dish washing liquid. It must be considered ultra-fancy dish washing liquid because this was the label that was on it:
Now. Don't get me wrong. I'm sure this can be a great gift in the right context. And by no means am I one to look a gift horse in the mouth. But I can totally see Jay wrapping a bottle of cleaning product, putting it under the tree and calling it a day.
And so, Jay, this post is written especially for you. Products with names such as Palmolive, Pledge, Clorox, Comet, etc. are not gifts you want to buy. The hedge trimmers for my birthday years ago were plenty to satisfy the "HUH?" category of gifting. Just in case you were wondering. And while I know you are always stymied when it comes to holiday shopping, your smile is the only gift I truly need. Yup--I went there. Got all mushy-like. I must be listening to too much holiday Muzak while traversing the grocery aisles.