Yeah, I know it's pretty much one-dimensional in color, but at least it has the appearance of something still fairly thriving.
And I'm not exaggerating. This is how brown it was. See that little patch under the bow? That was the entire wreath not an hour ago.
So...dried-out wreath? Hit the hardware store! Nobody will ever know the difference. At least from a distance. In their car. In the dark.
Damn...the mailman just delivered a package to the door where the sad sucker is drying. Now he knows, too. I'm sure there was a lot of WTF-ing and "That lady is WHACK" going on in his mind.