The latest victim of Pippet, well-known and yet elusive serial killer of soft & fluffies. Investigators are estimating that the pheasant's life lasted a mere 3 hours total, cause of death: aggravated and manic chewing.
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| There are no known witnesses available for questioning. |
I think I have a couple of suspects in my vicinity. If you make me a paid CI I will spill my guts next to the pheasant's.
ReplyDeleteThe suspects are increasing by the day. Gut spilling always welcome!
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